A MEASUREMENT



The telephone rang insistently in the tycoon Wilson's office.
" Sir, I would like to take your measurements today. May I come over?"
Wilson replied gruffly, " Who on Earth are you? I didn't ask for any tailor!"
" I am not a tailor sir. I am from 'Quick coffin services"
Wilson, angrily, " How dare you! Who asked you to call me?"
When he got the answer, Wilson fell down in a dead faint.

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